The Search for the Olympian Gene

Uzbekistan was the first nation to test children's genes in search of future athletes. But it probably won’t be the last.

I Tried Uber’s New 'Pool Express' Service And Honestly, Just Take a Bus

So....uh...how is this not a bus stop?

How Hackers Steal Millions by Without Ever Infecting Your Computer

Maybe hacker is the wrong word — cyber con artist might be more apt.

Here's Your First, Very Serious Look at Netflix's Lost in Space Reboot

Things are always serious when you're Lost in Space.

Your DNA Cannot Tell You How to Diet—Yet

There's something hiding in your DNA.

Dungeons & Dragons Could Be Back on the Big Screen

Audiences are guaranteed to love Lord Traril Silvershaper the Rising Hawk and Lady Prucaryn Goldbludgeon the Paladin.

Watch SpaceX Launch Its Experimental Internet Satellites Live Right Here

Will Starlink, the ambitious 4,000 satellite project to make a global space internet, get off the ground?

Conservative Twitter Users Lose Thousands of Followers, Mass Purge of Bots Suspected

Is Twitter deleting Russian bots or targeting conservatives?

House Democrats Join Everyone Else in Letting Equifax Off Easy for Catastrophic Hack

The House Democrats should be kicking ass and taking names. But they're letting Equifax get off easy.

I Want This Guy's 30-Pound Hulk Glove That Smashes Anything You Can Find

Way better than boring old foam fists.

Delightful Nerds Turn A Car Into A Functional Computer Mouse

Behold! The world's least useful computer mouse!

Converse Teamed Up With Pixar to Put Toy Story Characters on Your Classic All Stars

The perfect way to show off your obsession with Buzz, Woody, and the rest of the toys.

Fox News Doesn't Just Want to Be For the Olds Anymore

We'd like to avoid anything that's targeted towards Fox "superfans" thanks.

Man Arrested For Instagram Photo of AR-15 Captioned 'Thinking About Finally Going Back to School'

If you're dumb enough to do this, expect the cops to show up.

The Winter Olympics Feature 2,951 Of The World’s Greatest Athletes, And Also This Woman

We are all this woman who did the absolute least at the Olympics.

BB-8 Curling Is the Olympic Sport We All Need

A great mix of Star Wars and the Olympic

Judge Rules AT&T and Time Warner Can't See Internal White House Messages About Their Merger

AT&T and Time Warner wanted to see if Trump ordered the DOJ to kill their merger because of how much he hates CNN.

How to Turn All Your Leftover Candy Into a Functional Chocolate Knife

While you were eating candy, I studied the blade.

Florida State House Declares Porn Is Health Risk, Assault Weapons Totally Fine Though

It's almost like their priorities are horrifically screwed up.

Utah Startup Claims It Is Regenerating Skin With Stem Cells

Has someone found the biomedical holy grail?

I Hope This Kid Appreciates How Awesome His Custom-Made Star Wars AT-ST High Chair Is

How weird would it be to make this for an adult?

Jeff Bezos Begins Installation of His Bonkers 500-Foot, 10,000 Year Clock

The Clock of the Long Now will outlast every living person on Earth.

Star Wars Isn't Written in Stone

What I told you was true, from a certain point of view.

Meet the 15-Year-Old Behind the Viral Campaign to End School Shootings

“It’s our new normal. It didn’t feel surprising. And that’s not okay.”

All the Cool News and Shiny Toys You Might Have Missed From Toy Fair 2018

Dueling Harry Potter wands? Real life Rocket League? Battling boxing robots? Where do we even begin?!

A Guy With a Hockey Stick Is the Only Thing Stopping Door-Opening Robots From Escaping

Bad dog! You know you're supposed to stay out of the advanced nuclear laboratory!

Scientists Will Transport Antimatter in a Truck

This might sound crazy or dangerous or wildly unsafe, but it’s not, I promise!

Facebook Exec Is Very Sorry He Helped Trump's Ploy to Discredit the Russia Investigation

Not a great look for a company hellbent on remaining nonpartisan and moving beyond its newfound reputation as a platform for Russian propagandists.

The Best Smart Speaker

Now that Apple's HomePod is out, it's time to compare every major smart speaker on the market.

Who will win?!

Sure Looks Like Nokia Is Blowing It Again!

Oh Nokia, what's happened to you? All you have to do is make bricks!

Lock of George Washington’s Hair Found Tucked Inside Old Book

Could use a bit of conditioner.

There's More Going On in Black Panther's End Credit Scenes Than You Realize

These credit sequences work on one level, but there’s plenty more to ponder here.

How the HomePod Stacks Up Against Other Smart Speakers

With the HomePod release, every major tech company now has a smart speaker.

Let's see which is the best.

Real-Life Rocket League Toy

Rocket League IRL (minus the goal explosions, thankfully)

Government Science Site Becomes Hotbed for Fake Movie Pirates

There is NOTHING sketchy about a link titled "Watch Black Panther Free Online Movies 123 Wow Putlocker Streaming Free HD Rip"

How to Break Your Amazon Prime Addiction

You don't have to shop 'til you drop.

Black Panther Gives Marvel Its Second Biggest Opening Weekend Ever, Only Behind Avengers

Not just the biggest box-office opening for an African-American director, or the biggest February opening in box office history, but also one of the top five all-time opening weekends.

Tesla's Cloud Hacked, Used to Mine Cryptocurrency

These types of attacks are only going to become more common.

The Guy in That Trump Dating Site Ad Has a Child Sex Conviction

Because everything Trump-related has to come with an embarrassing and horrific publicity flub.

Steven Seagal Endorses Shady ICO for ‘Bitcoiin’ Because We Live in Hellworld

If you're looking to Steven Seagal for financial advice, you live in double hellworld.

Steven Seagal Endorses Shady ICO for ‘Bitcoiin’ Because We Live in Hellworld

If you're looking to Steven Seagal for financial advice, you live in double hellworld.

The Last Jedi's Home Release Includes A Whopping 14 Deleted Scenes

It's just an extra 20 minutes of Luke milking the Thala-siren.

Go Update Your Apple Devices to Fix the Telugu 'Text Bomb' Now

What started out as a seemingly simple bug turned into a major disaster.

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